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Robert Pattinson: Hot but Stinky

So talk to any girl in the world right now (except those without access to books or tv) and they’ll be drooling over Mr.Robert Pattinson.

The first time I heard about the Twilight books, I didn’t know what all the hype was about…until I read them. I immediately fell in love with the characters and the Vampire romance! It’s enough to make any girl want a vampire boyfriend.

Kristen Stewart is one lucky girl! Not only does she get to star beside this hotness, but she even got to kiss him..yum. We’re all jealous for sure, and clearly she doesn’t realize how lucky she really is.

I want to track this babe down and confess my love for him…afterall, they’re filming in Vancouver! When I was down there last, he was spotted in Yaletown at a bar. I knew I should’ve went out that night!

However, there would be some downsides to dating Robert…for one, it’s rumoured that he DOESN’T SHOWER. That is like the number one thing that turns girls off the most. Maybe he’s just trying to get girls to lay off him?? By being a big stink bomb? Gross. I guess i’d have to smell him before I decided to date him.

What about you? Would you date a guy as hot as Robert even if he did smell like a garbage can??

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