Tony from Miami writes:
I recently met a girl and asked her out for dinner. The evening went really well and so I asked her if she would like to be exclusive. I know, I know, it was just one date and stuff but I really like her, she is everything I have been looking for. She told me maybe but that she already had committed to some other dates so would let me know. We went out again a couple of weeks later and she started asking me some personal questions. At first I was ok with this and thought it was great that she was taking such an interest but then she pulled out her i phone and started entering in my info. I asked her what she was doing and she told me that she kept a spreadsheet of all the guys she was dating with their info so that she wouldn’t get people mixed up. She then asked me if she could take my photo to attach to my profile. Do you think there is any hope of a future for us?
Sheepshag:
Ok, dude, this chick either has early onset Alzheimer’s, or she is a serious player. If it’s the former and has to write down your attributes to remember you by, your prospects are pretty slim. If it’s the latter, and the itch under my tail tells me it is, then you may not have much prospect for exclusivity as a lover, but dude, there is serious potential as a business partner!
Consider all the lonely chicks who would love to get access to that spreadsheet. The more guys included, and the more details on the sheet the more valuable that information will be for those willing to pay for the “inside story”.
Make her a business offer she can’t refuse. First hand, honest information on the long and shorts of all her dates is marketable stuff, man. Of course, there is the downside. You both might make some serious enemies of those guys who don’t like what she writes about them.
Bottom line, this chick’s got it going on, dude. Not only that, but she sounds smart, organized and liking the smorgasbord approach to dating. A little taste of beef, a little taste of pork, might even try a veggie, but won’t tolerate a dork, so don’t be one, dude.
Give her the sexiest picture you have to put with your profile, and then make her a business offer. She may already be ahead of you on that one, and if she is, no worries, dude, you are in her spreadsheet and may be headed for some serious action!
Ask the Sheepshag Shaman a question, but remember, “If you can’t handle the answer, don’t ask the question.”
